Google doesn't hold me in high regards, apparently.

Google "[your name] needs" (with the quotations). What are the top 10 things that come up?


1. Brigitte needs a proper vehicle to accommodate her electric wheelchair in the future. She cannot walk or dress herself.

2. Brigitte needs to meet up with Paul Watson and discuss this. He can do more than Obama.

3. Brigitte needs to get rid of her boulder sized breast implants. They make her look like a porn star and not a rich woman of means.

4. What Brigitte needs is a brain lift, but unfortunately the doctors don't offer that.

5. Brigitte needs a quick lesson in cultural studies.

6. Brigitte needs counseling for the next year, not jail. She has so much more to deal with now I just pray she lives through it.

7. Brigitte needs to learn to accept things as they are. (She) also needs to develop patience, peace and stability by grounding herself in her daily work.

8. As you may know, Brigitte needs our support now more than ever. The evil Saxon has thrown the Housemate Hand Grenade at her.

9. Brigitte needs a husband badly!

10. Brigitte needs to shoot up in order to keep her wolfishness at bay, and to track how quickly her transformation is occurring, she cuts herself.

And a bonus: Now, I’ve long thought Brigitte needs a kick up the arse so hard the person doing it would need to break their leg in order to do it.



Wow Google. Just... wow.